WALKMAN CAPTURED!
From the Pittsburgh Press:
The skies over downtown Pittsburgh again hummed with the din of super powered battle this evening, as a new super-team in town finally tracked and captured the notorious Walkman. At about 745 p.m. near the intersection of Liberty and Stanwix, Walkman was located by members of PMS ("Post-Modern Supers"), a new team of super girls consisting of Snow Angel, Afterburner and Iron Maiden. PMS engaged Walkman in battle, and for several minutes onlookers reported seeing Snow Angel and Walkman trading powerful attacks. Snow Angel apparently showered the alleged murderer and thief with a rain of ice, while Walkman continually kept her at bay with sonic beams. The two battled to a standstill, with Snow Angel encasing Walkman in ice time and time again, only to see him blast it away with his sonic waves. Shortly, Afterburner and Iron Maiden arrived, and the three used teamwork to overwhelm, and eventually capture Walkman. When the battle concluded, the three PMS members were essentially unscathed, while Walkman was enclosed in a large block of ice, awaiting pickup and incarceration by the PTA.
While giving an interview to a local news reporter, Snow Angel, the apparent leader of the new squad, was heard to note that "wherever injustice is found, PMS will be there." She quickly scolded gathered reporters and onlookers against laughing at the apparently unintended pun. Grinning and high-fiving over their first victory, PMS was seen leaving the scene together, by flight and super speed.
Shortly thereafter, Pittsburgh PTA Director Martin Gregory commented: "While we are certainly gratified that the Walkman has been arrested, we caution the public and the news media against making this new PMS team into some kind of heroes. I'm sure I don't have to remind anyone that Afterburner is still wanted on several counts of theft herself, and Iron Maiden, while not under any direct indictments at the moment, does have apparent ties to Iron Knight, who very recently was filmed assaulting PTA officers in a battle under Mount Washington. PMS should not be considered as legitimate law enforcement, and anyone who spots them should immediately summon the PTA."
Walkman will be held at the Wheeling, West Virginia PTA facility, and will await charges and eventual trial there.
The skies over downtown Pittsburgh again hummed with the din of super powered battle this evening, as a new super-team in town finally tracked and captured the notorious Walkman. At about 745 p.m. near the intersection of Liberty and Stanwix, Walkman was located by members of PMS ("Post-Modern Supers"), a new team of super girls consisting of Snow Angel, Afterburner and Iron Maiden. PMS engaged Walkman in battle, and for several minutes onlookers reported seeing Snow Angel and Walkman trading powerful attacks. Snow Angel apparently showered the alleged murderer and thief with a rain of ice, while Walkman continually kept her at bay with sonic beams. The two battled to a standstill, with Snow Angel encasing Walkman in ice time and time again, only to see him blast it away with his sonic waves. Shortly, Afterburner and Iron Maiden arrived, and the three used teamwork to overwhelm, and eventually capture Walkman. When the battle concluded, the three PMS members were essentially unscathed, while Walkman was enclosed in a large block of ice, awaiting pickup and incarceration by the PTA.
While giving an interview to a local news reporter, Snow Angel, the apparent leader of the new squad, was heard to note that "wherever injustice is found, PMS will be there." She quickly scolded gathered reporters and onlookers against laughing at the apparently unintended pun. Grinning and high-fiving over their first victory, PMS was seen leaving the scene together, by flight and super speed.
Shortly thereafter, Pittsburgh PTA Director Martin Gregory commented: "While we are certainly gratified that the Walkman has been arrested, we caution the public and the news media against making this new PMS team into some kind of heroes. I'm sure I don't have to remind anyone that Afterburner is still wanted on several counts of theft herself, and Iron Maiden, while not under any direct indictments at the moment, does have apparent ties to Iron Knight, who very recently was filmed assaulting PTA officers in a battle under Mount Washington. PMS should not be considered as legitimate law enforcement, and anyone who spots them should immediately summon the PTA."
Walkman will be held at the Wheeling, West Virginia PTA facility, and will await charges and eventual trial there.
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