U.S. MILITARY ATTACKS SECRET PACIFIC ISLAND

From the National Inquirer:

Sources have reported that an ultra-secret team of supers equipped by the U.S. Military recently were spotted investigating and doing battle with unknown, possibly terrorist supers on an island in the Pacific, with unknown results, casualties, and effects.

For months, rumors have been circulating on and around the remote Pacific island of Umpapa-maumau, that an unknown force was creating and moving a legendary mobile island, spotted moving, appearing, and disappearing at various locations around the south Pacific, most within 250 nautical miles of Umpapa-maumau. Then people began disappearing, and other legends of underwater races, and giant, Godzilla like lizards began to resurface with renewed vigor.

Then, approximately a month ago, some fisherman reported seeing a black helicopter near the island, landing on a secluded beach, launching missiles and apparently attacking something.

Most recently, black, unmarked jets have been seen near Umpapa-mauau, and an unknown island was seen rising, then sinking into the sea again by not one but three passing vessels, including one Norwegian vessel filled with photojournalists and scientists on a mission for the National Geographic magazine. Although at extreme long range, they did obtain some fuzzy photographs which appear to show several people being air-dropped onto the island, followed by localized flashes of lightning and fog, and other indications of super or paranormal combat. This was followed shortly by the island slowly sinking away into the deep, before the vessels could approach for a better view. A single unmarked black jet was seen in the area by observers.

Rumors and observations such as these can only lead to the conclusion that the U.S. military is conducting experiments, and outfitting supers for reasons nefarious and unknown. The Enquirer will be following this story closely in the coming days and weeks.